*WARNING* This one is REALLY bad.
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn't perform surgery because it would be too risky.
All was well for 16 years when one of the girls came running into the room crying.
"Whats wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a pee and a bullet came out".
"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the other girl came running into the room crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?"
"Yes" replied the girl.
"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy came running in crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out. "No" replied the boy, "I was playing with myself and shot the dog!!!!!!!!"
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I think your warning should flash in different colors to make sure people see it. :)
Eagerly awaiting today's joke. :)
Ha ha ha.
This joke reminded me of another one.
There once was a couple who had three daughters. One day, the oldest daughter came up to them and asked "Why did you name me Rose?". "Well" said the father "When you were born, a rose pedal fell on your forehead so we decided to call you Rose". Then, the second daughter came up and asked the same question "Well, when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your forehead and we decided to call you Daisy". Then the third daughter came up and said "Baaba daba du". The father quickly looked at her and said "Shut-up Refrigerator"
You'll get a better response when it's being said aloud to others rather than read privately.
Ha! That's another good one!
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