About Why Men Aren't Secretaries

Husband's note on refridgerator for wife:

"Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't even know you liked beer."

*This joke courtesy of my friend Jen. Thanks!

At the Bar

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer, please, and one for the road."












*this joke courtesy of Jessica at got milk?* Thanks!