About Twins

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

This ha-ha courtesy of Jessica over at got milk?. Thanks!

About Love

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and kisses!

And since it's a special day, here's another:

Q: What do you call an Aunt who runs off to get married?
A: Antelope.